|Season 9, Episode 8|
|Air date||December 22, 1958|
|Written by||Spike Milligan|
|Produced by||John Browell|
|Musical interludes|| "The Birth of the Blues" (Geldray),|
"Too Marvelous For Words" (Ellington)
The Seagoon Memoirs
The Battle of Spion Kop
Some say Queen Anne is raining endlessly, but Grytpype and Moriarty say the sky is leaking, and they can fix it for a fee.
- Included in volume 14 of the BBC Radio Classics releases.