|Season 7, Episode 17|
|Air date||January 24, 1957|
|Written by||Spike Milligan and Larry Stephens|
|Produced by||Pat Dixon|
|Musical interludes|| "Isn't This a Lovely Day?" (Geldray),|
"All of You"/"All of Me" (Ellington)
The Rent Collectors
The Moon Show
Seagoon accepts a mission to take the plans of a Union Jack to a British fort in Waziristan, but matters become complicated when the legendary shifting sands move the fort.
- Included in volume 5 of the BBC Radio Classics releases.