|Season 8, Episode 3|
|Air date||October 14, 1957|
|Written by||Spike Milligan and Larry Stephens|
|Produced by||Charles Chilton|
|Musical interludes|| "This Can't Be Love" (Geldray),|
"I've Got a Rose Between My Toes" (Ellington)
The Junk Affair
The Great Regent's Park Swim
The British Embassy in Peking is on fire and the Chinese fire brigades are too busy to deal with it, so the task falls to Neddie.
- Included in volume 21 of the BBC Radio Classics releases.