|Season 6, Episode 5|
|Air date||October 25, 1955|
|Written by||Spike Milligan|
|Produced by||Peter Eton|
|Musical interludes|| "The Lady is a Tramp" (Geldray),|
Neddie is run over by a steamroller piloted by a member of the Titicacan embassy, who claims diplomatic immunity owing to the "CD" plates on it. Later he is struck by a Titicacan piano without CD plates, allowing him to sue. Grytpype and Moriarty scheme quickly to subvert it...
- Included in volume 4 of the BBC Radio Classics releases.