|Season 9, Episode 6|
|Air date||December 8, 1958|
|Written by||Spike Milligan|
|Produced by||John Browell|
|Musical interludes|| "But Not For Me" (Geldray),|
"That Old Black Magic" (Ellington)
The Mountain Eaters
The Seagoon Memoirs
When Neddie runs away from home, Grytpype and Moriarty recapture him by making him believe he has found the sword Excalibur.
- Included in volume 14 of the BBC Radio Classics releases.