|Season 8, Episode 18|
|Air date||January 27, 1958|
|Written by||Spike Milligan|
|Produced by||Charles Chilton|
|Musical interludes||"I Kiss Your Little Hand, Madame" (Geldray)|
The Moriarty Murder Mystery
The White Neddie Trade
After Dr. Frankenstein curses, Laird Red Hairy McBurk announces that he will leave his fortune to the first Scotsman to play the bagpipes at the South Pole.
- Included in volume 16 of the BBC Radio Classics releases.