|Season 9, Episode 16|
|Air date||February 16, 1958|
|Written by||Spike Milligan|
|Produced by||John Browell|
|Musical interludes|| "Duke's Joke" (Geldray),|
"What Else Can You Do With a Drum?" (Ellington)
The Tay Bridge
The £50 Cure
Under pretense of filling a butlering vacancy, Grytpype and Moriarty make off with the Seagoon family's gold dinner plates.
- Included in volume 14 of the BBC Radio Classics releases.