|Season 8, Episode 2|
|Air date||October 7, 1957|
|Written by||Spike Milligan and Larry Stephens|
|Produced by||Charles Chilton|
|Musical interludes|| "It's Only a Paper Moon" (Geldray),|
"Don't Burn Me Up" (Ellington)
The Burning Embassy
Grytpype and Moriarty fight Neddie in court for the rights to a piece of junk, leading to runaway junk speculation and Neddie's attempt to monopolize it.
- Included in volume 21 of the BBC Radio Classics releases.