|Season 9, Episode 7|
|Air date||December 15, 1958|
|Written by||Larry Stephens and Maurice Wiltshire|
|Produced by||John Browell|
|Musical interludes|| "I Kiss Your Little Hand, Madame" (Geldray),|
"The Late Late Show" (Ellington)
The Childe Harolde Rewarde
Queen Anne's Rain
Seagoon tries to write his war memoirs on a rosewood piano.
- Included in volume 6 of the BBC Radio Classics releases.