|Season 5, Episode 1|
|Air date||September 28, 1954|
|Written by||Spike Milligan|
|Produced by||Peter Eton|
|Musical interludes|| "I Don't Know Why" (Geldray),|
"The ABC Boogie" (Ellington)
The Siege of Fort Night
The Lost Gold Mine (of Charlotte)
Seagoon is dispatched on an urgent mission to restore England's morale by causing the Hungarian football team's boots to explode. His contact in Budapest will be recognized via a top-secret whistling tune. Unfortunately, all is undone by a fine display of Hungarian sportsmanship.
This episode was adapted for Telegoons.
- Included in volume 7 of the BBC Radio Classics releases.